JOHN RIORDAN

25. MI. Designer. Web builder. Creator. Family kidnapped by ninjas. Saving for karate lessons.

Hello world.

Hello world.

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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